Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
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He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
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I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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