This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
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