i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
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After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
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She's not a foreskin expert like you
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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