I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
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im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
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There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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