Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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