I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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