is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
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Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
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We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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