she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
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on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
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What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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