so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
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So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
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Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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