How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
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Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
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I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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