Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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