I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
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If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
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He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
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We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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