Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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