"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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