He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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