I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I love having hate sex.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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