Me too!
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
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It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
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And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
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