You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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