I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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