wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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