The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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