i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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