I want to stick my p in your. b.
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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