I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
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I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
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I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
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