I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
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I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
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Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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