you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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