THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
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Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
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After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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