I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
My vagina just clenched in fear
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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