Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
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How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
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It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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