i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
do herpes really smell.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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