i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I don't think brook has ever known best
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I think your dad took our porno
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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