The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
how does that bad decision feel?
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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