i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
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I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
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Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
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