Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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