I love watching others lives come down to our level.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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