Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
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