I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Bring me that man meat
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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