Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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