my soul wont recognize me after tonight
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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