I'd wear matching sweaters with you
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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