69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
honey bunches of taint.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Randomize
