She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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