you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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