We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
She's the barista slut.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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