Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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