dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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