Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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