wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
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Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
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The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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