You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
i will never coherently bang her
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
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ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
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Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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