Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
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you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
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I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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