I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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