i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
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protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
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So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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