Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
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