Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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