Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
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