Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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