sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
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